Home water cooler chat: Pets do the funniest things

The war of the pets begins with our silliest pooch/kitty/fish, and God knows we have some silly ones for you to share with your family and friends as you gossip around your home water cooler. We hear Tom’s story first: “My cat Nick-“, sorry, we have to interrupt at this point. Nick? “Yeah, Nick. I know, silly name for a silly cat. He used to sit in the sink in the kitchen and watch the tap dripping. And try and catch the drops too…that is, if he wasn’t trying to lick them out. It was all very adorable”. Very silly indeed, we conclude.
Next?
Sophie steps up to the mark; “Another cat story, as I do think they’re the best ones”. We’ll be the judge of that Soph, just get on with it. “Righto. Well, we had this mouse in the house and Splodge (what is with these silly cat names?!) was sort of chasing it, sort of walking after it. The mouse had stopped in the middle of the floor, and she went up to it, and patted it with her paw. It walked off. Yes, walked. And casually climbed the curtain. Splodge stood underneath, just sort of watching it, waiting for it to come down. She is truly too soft for her own good”. 
The battle of the non-ferocious cats, we feel…who is your personal winner? Votes being taken now!