Home water cooler chat: How to get famous quick-sharp

Something that we often ponder around our home water cooler is the mystical, magical, and down-right weird ways in which we think we might be able to blag a place on the celebrity A list. Having spent many hours discussing and condensing our list of the best ideas, this is what we’ve come up with. (N.B. These methods have not actually been tested as of yet, so we cannot guarantee their success).
1) Invent something really excellent. We’re sort of thinking about some of contraption/robot that pours a drink from your home water cooler and delivers it to you, wherever you might be, so you don’t have to lift a finger.
2) Read “This is Your Life” by John O’Farrell, and basically copy. It all seems so easy.
3) Marry someone famous, and thus be catapulted into the limelight by default. Current eligible famous bachelors/bachelorettes include Jude Law (we think, who really knows), Britney Spears (again, we think) and David Mitchell (you’d never have a dull moment).
4) Get in touch with us, tell us something awesome, get written about in our blog, and sit back and wait for the fan mail to roll in.
If you have any questions about our products or our 15 minutes of fame, please do get in touch, and we’ll be more than happy to help.